You Know You Are #Kinky When…

Christina Mandara

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You know you are kinky when …

  • … You hear about a Bridal Fashion Show to be held in your town, and you think, “Cool!   I’ve always wanted to see what pony gear looks like ON someone!”
  • …  Your entire Music collection consists of music you can Scene to.
  • …  You give a new song a rating of 65….it’s got a good beat and you can squirm to it.
  • …  You start to salivate and get aroused as you pass the local candle factory.
  • …  You always smell like Yankee Candle’s Scent-Of-The-Month.
  • …  Canning season gets you *really* excited.
  • …  You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you think to yourself, “Gee, some people are BLATANT about being out.  YKIOKIJNMK”
  • …  You see a sign in front of a house that reads, Chairs Caned, and you stop to see if the poor Dom/me…

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